Ode to LeBron

LeBron James is such a tool,
Became a free agent and became too cool,
Took less money,
isn't that funny?
Now he just looks like a fool.

Could have stayed in the Buckeye State,
Now he's the man America hates,
abandoned his fans,
to go get a tan,
and play on the beach with his mates.

Could have played in Chi City with Rose,
Instead went to the Heat with his bros,
He hopes for a ring
To add to his bling,
I hope their next season blows.

Could have gone to play for the Knicks,
Decided on a team full of pricks,
Now he looks like an ass,
Bet the Heat comes in last,
And LeBron feels like a huge dick.

Had America watching for days,
All sports fans were in a craze,
Hope he breaks a bone,
And the King is dethroned,
And Miami burns down in a blaze.